Crab Water

from Blessed by Dirty Melissa

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lyrics

I don't want your green bubble
I don't want your sad memes
Your ignorance and your bliss
I don't want you sad themes
Have tall glass of asparagus piss
That way you won't have to worry about
what you missed

Something stinks and it ain't me
There's nothing grand about it
I don't get to visit I can't see
You all can eat shit
You can all at shit
Nothing grand about it
Something stinks and it ain't me

I don't want your stupid text
I don't want your excuses
I don't want to see your pictures
Have a hot cup o' crab water

crab water

Something stinks and it ain't me
There's nothing grand about it
I don't get to visit I can't see
You can all at shit
You all can eat shit
nothing grand about it
Something stinks and it ain't me

crab water

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from Blessed, released November 21, 2023
image lifted off the web and altered

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Dirty Melissa Auburn, California

Jonathan Aronson a.k.a. Dirty Melissa

Topical Lounge Metal Social Commentary Advice-Rock Show Tunes and Dinner Theater Punk

Methodology? Analog multitrack and plodding drum machine, usually one take recordings. Errors and all. ... more

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