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Have you seen my mongoose?

by Dirty Melissa

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1.
That's fucking right watching my pint step outside to have a smoke I meet a homeless bloke He asked me for a dime But I wont give the time But I got a big heart so I give him advice I say hey fight your way out crawl into the light and find some peace in your life I dont care if it's a husband or a wife Goddamn politics Run by fucking dicks goddamn fucking tricks and try to kidnap you and collecting taxes protect your registration fee because your car spews ashes its all a scam none of it is real none of it is real we are brutes, apes with guns, bombs and missiles War... war... war Fan-fucking-tastic! Fan-fucking-tastic! Everybody move over to the left Everybody move on upstairs Everybody go out the back Nobody no one cares Fashion's a joke Impulsive purchases on internet webpages pages Congressional debates Law enforcement lies blue line Everyone dies Protect your eyes Protect your eyes Protect your eyes Comb your mustache Cut your spilt ends Scrub under your breasts Clean your arm pits and your nutty bits Wear a hat and sunscreen Protect yourself from the planet Because the planet is mean fire! fire! fire! fire! fire! fire! fire! fire! I love you yes I do I love you yes I do I love you yes I do I love you yes I do I love you yes I do I love you yes I do I love you
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Don't 01:47
I fly plane ride from away, to where you are all hanging out I rent car, hotel to stay, I sing dumb songs I shout, shout! shout! Cat looks outside the window no doubt! She stares at birds in the bamboo Sometimes she meows Take her to the vet, Vietnam vet Afghan vet and why- eee-eye!! Vietnam and why-ee-eye!! Cat staring at the birds in the bamboo I fly plane ride from away To where you all hang out I rent car, hotel to stay, I sing dumb songs I shout Ayyy! Cat looks at the birds today Sing dumb songs I shout I fly dumb planes no doubt DON'T! DON'T! DON'T! DON'T!
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Not The Same 03:03
Get away, something's changed Not the same, something's changed Get away Run away Something's changed Not the same Things are different gone and changed for the worst not the first time and it's happening again!!! Get away Run away Things have changed changed, not the same Things are different now it's the start of something new It's not the first time but it's happening again Look at something new, something new Not the first time, it's happening again hut 2 3 4 hut 2 3 4 hut 2 Not the same Not the same Something's changed Not the same Not the same
4.
Bake security into the cake versus sprinkling it on afterwards Bake it into the cake to prevent security from getting baked into you Automatic sprinklers watering the garden Winter squashes harden You deserve a fast internet experience But what you want and what you buy is not what you get Throttled for your pleasure There ain't no supernatural Just people who believe in god and the devil Get ready, here we go History moves at light speed Before you know Before you know it every story ever told, fiction ever sold, will be performatively played out on your screens in real time as news of the world, as non fiction Coffee table books with photographs of the rise and fall of democracy The dictator will pick the winners this year, of the peoples choice awards Take one for the team, we're all in this together Take one for the team, we're all in this together Before you know it every story ever told, every fiction ever sold, will be performatively played out on your screens in real time as news of the world Non fiction fiction reality Non fiction fiction reality Non fiction fiction reality Non fiction fiction reality
5.
Knocking 04:44
I don't see why I should care at all The rise of freedom is about to fall World war three is knocking at my door I don't see why I should care at all The rise of freedom is about to fall World war three is knocking at my door The whole world wants my kind on the floor Too many people are the OTHER We have to fight We have to stand up and fight To defend our right To exist and walk on the earth Why do you hate me just for breathing? I don't see why I should care at all The rise of freedom is about to fall World War three is knocking at my door Follow the leader you are his whore You are his whore You are his whore You are his whore You are his whore You are his whore
6.
Bathtubs and swimming pools Resting place for famous fools You can't handle all the fame But inside we're all the same Just some prescription drugs From sycophant thugs Pretend to be your body guard But all they want is your fame Fall into the passages of time Fall into the depths of your mind It's so bizarre how stars Go back to the womb Warm water bathtub and swimming pools are their tomb, their tomb, their tomb their tomb Bathtubs and swimming pools their tomb Fall into the passages of time Fall into the depths of your mind It's so bizarre you're a superstar It makes no sense how stars go back to the womb Warm water bathtub and swimming pools Are their tomb You broke into the big time With your number one hit It was the shit That song that film that show was all the rage All the rage All the rage All the rage All the rage Fall into the passages of time Fall into the depths of your mind Fall into the passages of time Fall into the depths of your mind It's so bizarre how stars Go back to the womb Warm water bathtub and swimming pools Are their tomb It's so bizarre how stars Go back to the womb Warm water bathtub and swimming pools are their tomb Just some prescription drugs From sycophant thugs Inside your blood Get into the bath Go swimming in the pool Bathtubs and swimming pools Resting place for celebrity fools You can handle all the fame But inside we're all the same
7.
Have you seen my Mongoose? Seems it got loose Matchbox car Have you seen my Mongoose? Last time I saw it it was in a box of baseball cards Have you seen my Mongoose? Have you seen my Mongoose? Oh! It seems it got loose Can't find it anywhere My matchbox car Is lost I swear! Last time I saw it Was in a box of baseball cards Have you seen my Mongoose? Have you seen my Mongoose?
8.
You better listen closely for what I have to tell you is a matter of life and death. You need to take heed and gather your gold...load up on guns and hold your breath. Come on now, grains and beans and rice would be a very good idea right now, stay down near the river where the water is clean because fascism is coming for you and me it's coming for - everybody. Hold on tight do not despair. Why? Cause the planet is about to die Time to pick your poison, make you choice and reason figure out now what your plan is...will you live in a cave or in a van down by the river? …or will you join the masses or fascists or long lines of hated OTHERs, slaves What will your plan be, what will you do? When it all comes crashing down on you? Hold on tight do not despair, our time is up, the planet is about to die, the planet is about to die

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NASOALMO 2022
32 Minutes 57 Seconds

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released November 6, 2022

Jonathan Aronson - All Guitars, Bass, Keys, Vox, Noises...
Drum Machine- Drums

Song art all lifted from Google images and altered... if credit is due let me know. Cover art is AI created by creator.nightcafe.studio from key words: Mongoose, Don't, Same, Security, Knocking, Bathtub, Swimming Pool, Planet Dying.

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Dirty Melissa Auburn, California

Jonathan Aronson a.k.a. Dirty Melissa

Topical Lounge Metal Social Commentary Advice-Rock Show Tunes and Dinner Theater Punk

Methodology? Analog multitrack and plodding drum machine, usually one take recordings. Errors and all.
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