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Liberal Mob

by Dirty Melissa

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1.
Vaxene Vaxene Vaxene I need a shot You know what I mean Immunize me, Vaxene She's the one the one I need She's the one who will save me She's the nurse who loves me She gives me the vaccine She's the one I need Vaxene Vaxene Vaxene I need a cure You know what I mean Make this fear go away Vaxene She's the one the one I need She's the one who will save me She's the nurse who loves me She gives me the vaccine She's the one I need She's the one Vaxene Vaxene Vaxene Vaxene I need a cure you know what I mean Vaxene
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We're driving blind, going with the flow Mowing the lawn and getting loans With hopes and dreams, eye yi yi So positive and hopeful With hopes and dreams, eye yi yi What a beautiful world Global warming, climate change I know I know, yeah it rained Yeah it snowed, but we gonna run outta snow Run outta snow we'll have no place to go Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum Living off of weeds and old chewing gum Yeah it snowed but we gonna run outta snow With hope and dreams, eye yi yi So negative, hoping not to die Driving blind, going with the flow Mowing the lawn, getting loans With hopes and dreams, positive and hopeful Global warming, climate change Gonna run outta snow We'll have no place to go
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Outdoor Bath 03:08
I love you my gentle Velvet Linen and antique sheets I kiss your soft skin My angel pretty face You make me cry tears of joy My hearts aches Without you I'm your lover boy We'll take a walk on the stream And tread a path of true love We'll watch the sunset to the west And walk the dog We hold hands and talk all night, oh yeah We take an outdoor bath and count the stars Feel alright We're walking hand in hand forever Madly in love forever and ever, ever Sit in front of the fire no matter the weather And sing all the songs we know until the fire's out We'll take a walk on the stream And tread a path of moonbeams I love you my gentle Velvet Linen and pillow case I kiss your soft face Pretty skin angel You make me cry tears of joy I love you feel alright Velvet
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Backspace 01:41
I wont say what's on my mind I backspace and delete my words I have so much to say but in the end it's just fuck you fuck you fuck you Facebook social media Say it to my face You meme Gaslighting liars Hide behind their screens How can you really believe that shit It's a lie You're living in an alternate universe Do you even feel? I wont say what's on my mind I backspace and delete my words I have so much to say but in the end it's just fuck you fuck you fuck you
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She gets on with life as a server She's a natural kinda gal She likes walking the dog and sewing the quilt She likes to contemplate mushrooms But when she starts to daydream Her mind turns straight to disco Shala la la la la la! Does she love disco more than shrooms? Does she love disco more than shrooms? But she just thinks back to disco And she is happy again. Shala la la la la la! Does she love disco more than shrooms? Does she love disco more than shrooms? More than shrooms? Her mind turns straight to disco Shala la la la la la! She likes to use words like 'iygz' and 'on the regular' She likes to use words about mushrooms She likes to hang out with Flea and Levon and Marmalade But when left alone her mind turns to disco And when she stops her talking Her mind turns straight to disco Shala la la la la la! Does she love disco more than shrooms? Does she love disco more than shrooms? She hates splenda and red hats But she just thinks back to disco And she's happy again Shala la la la la la! Does she love disco more than shrooms? Does she love disco more than shrooms? Her mind turns straight to disco Shala la la la la la! Shala la la la la la! Shala la la la la la! Shala la la la la la!
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There's a hole In this world There's a footprint In the earth There are deer Running by My dog says hey My cat says hi There's a lot on tv There's a lot in the news My sanctuary Is staying home with you The kind of things People seem To care about Don't line up with My point of view I like to live With the land Water flowing by Walking on The earth and sand I choose my meals From what is free Live off the land Just you and me Cheese weed and purslane Dandelion greens Raw milk We make our own cheese We make our own pop Kombucha and mint tea I look forward To every night's dream I sleep all night it seems I wake up each day Put up a fight I call in sick But before I hit send I go to work anyway This is the end
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I've got a lovely Lemon pound cake With poppy seeds
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Mustard 03:34
Went to the mustard Drove through the burn scars Took the cat into the wilderness Drove by the wine bars Paid 45 dollars for Chicken sandwich and a burger and fries And a hot dog Masking was rampant People seem to care People seem to want People seem to need Only one asshole seemed to taunt Mustard! Mustard! Went to the mustard Drove through the burn scars Took the cat into the wilderness Drove by the wine bars Paid 45 dollars for a Chicken sandwich and a burger and fries And a hot dog Mustard! Mustard!
9.
My contact information Is in the file cabinet If need you to handle my estate If I leave this world unexpectedly Don't be sad for me I've made arrangements For you to have it all I've been around a long, long time I've saved pretty penny over time You'll be alright I swear Don't shed a tear If you find yourself alone Just call my old iPhone and listen to my voice message it says "I love you" Go on and have a good life Enjoy the spoils of my coffers If covid takes me down Take all I have to offer I'll be just another statistic It's okay I never thought I was long for this world With my childhood illness anyway But I was here to give you A good life and love and things I leave you everything Go on and have a good life Enjoy the spoils of my coffers If covid takes me down you'll get all I have to offer I'll leave you everything I'll leave you everything I leave you everything I leave you everything but me
10.
Elaine was her name She wore a ribbon in her hair Reminded me of Patty from Peanuts (not the Peppermint one) She wore a plaid dress over turtle necks Knee high socks and Mary Janes Hopscotch and blacktop kickball She was 4 foot 6 but I was 4 feet tall She stood taller, I looked up to her She was from Dayton Ohio We lived in Philadelphia She was my 3rd grade valentine In fourth grade she was gone.
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There was a time when we would go to Nielsen's market buy candy bars & bags of chips Summer days & summer nights Firecrackers and delights Summer love we were so young We're in love with everyone Cruising Scenic we're so proud Car stereo turned up so loud watch the sunset feel so free As the day ends in the sea Skate down to the beach Surf a set and tan Looking at the pretty girls Flirting with the wealthy man We'd hang out in the park And smoke cigarettes And play guitars in public and hang with Vietnam vets Summer days & summer nights Firecrackers and delights Summer love we were so young We're in love with everyone Cruising Scenic we're so proud Car stereo turned up so loud Watch the sunset feel so free As the day falls into the sea Lunch time at Bruno's Market Salami sandwiches on sourdough bread Grape soda and tangy taffy Let's go to Steve's and skate his ramp We'd hang out in the park And smoke cigarettes Playing guitars in public Hanging with the Vietnam vets There was a time when we would go to Nielsen's market buy candy bars & bags of chips
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So I'm okay... for now This philosophy is defective somehow I think there's a hole in my glass The cigarettes are burning off my ass The beer tastes like tea It's Wednesday so I will go get the senior discount At the vitamin store Work is getting good That's a bad sign you know We better get more change More names to put on work There's a shortage of talent Everyone's an expert No, everyone is not I look far and wide and no one's done a damn thing for any amount of time that adds up to expertise We're all capable of driving a bus But do you know how to build one? Do you know what to do when it breaks? There's a shortage of talent But I know what I got I know what I want I know what I need I have sentient beings That need me That say 'feed me' I want to take a bath And nod off into ice cream sleep nod off into ice cream sleep nod off into ice cream sleep There's a shortage of talent Shortage of talent There is no expertise No expertise
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I want to get away And see the ocean once again There's a place I like to go It's been since I don't know when I feel like I've been here before Hiding in a drug induced quarantine But we don't know what's in store The world has changed Quite a lot I drive to the grocery store And then I inch a mile more And try another grocery store Just to get away from here And I find myself ten miles from home Long distance traveler To the far end of town Maybe cross the city limits And venture out to uncharted territory In the next town over Pandemic world traveler Take a chance with my mask To the next town over Pandemic World Traveler Pandemic World traveler Pandemic world traveler pandemic world traveler
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Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Look at what I'm gonna do Shove it down your throats Reconciliation Try and play your power trip You don't give a shit Well it's time to make a play And help the proletariat Reconciliation Reconciliation Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch Politics is ugly stuff Pick a team and stonewall The people have had enough Leave the proletariat alone Help them when they're down It's time for the margin call Reconciliation Reconciliation Reconciliation Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch Payback's a bitch, payback's a bitch ahh Reconciliation, reconciliation Reconciliation, reconciliation
15.
They met downtown At the hot dog cart They both were hungry The weather changed And it began to rain A car drove into The hot dog cart Boiled water And wieners Soggy buns No one was hurt That was close No one was hurt That was close They introduced each other Walked they away And got lunch together at the Taco truck No one was hurt That was close This could be the start of something wonderful That was close
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Ron 02:42
Mister Jumbo It's good to have you back Sweet potato Smoking weed and hacky sack The smell of fresh cut grass The smell of fresh cut grass Woah woah Woah woah Where did you go? Purveyor of absurd I know you know Where to find the best, I've heard Sicko 5 and bunk beds Sicko 5 and bunk beds Woah woah woah Woah woah woah Waaaaaah Waaaaah Waaah Sweet potato The smell of fresh cut grass the smell of fresh cut grass
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I'm watching as the TV star Watches local Italians making cheese Drinking Mexican beer Digesting nachos And all I can think are squishy thoughts Squishy Thoughts As I smoke another cigarette It begins to rain My lover cuts a 10 ounce filet Into perfect halves I took my cat for a walk today My dog barks in public And all I can think are squishy thoughts Obsessed with squishy thoughts Squishy thoughts All I can think of are squishy thoughts I'm in love with squishy thoughts Squishing around my brain Brain
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Strange things happening In this strange world Bayer aspirin and pizza Don't be afraid The government is people Soylent green is people People are people You are people We are people I am people People magazine is paper The internet is electricity I need glasses to find my readers I need volume to hear my songs I need animals to make me human I need trees to make me strong Rain is falling out in front of my home Little rivers of mud Light sparkles and shines Trees flicker drink wines I think I can hear a bear Out there Strange things happening In this strange world Strange things happening In this strange world
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So far it's been a weird year It's been a fight Socialist accusations Right wing gaslight Disease, death and despair Insurrection and plight Uncivil social warfare Conspiracy theorists delight Last year was a bad year Split by warring factions The lies and the cult have Seemed to gain traction Care for the people Do what you'll try Within the confines Of political lies I want a government That thinks of the sick Cares for the needy and old That helps out the poor I want a world That thinks of humanity Not the profiteering Power hungry corps We live on one planet Segmented by creed Some love and some hate But all humans need Love Love love love love and water Love love love love love and air Love love love love love and shelter Love love love love love and care
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This world is really weird too much information too many beards Hanging round walking through town get some fish n chips & walk the dog Life is great Life is fun Internet shopping buy a gun Get your tactical flesh light made of military grade materials This world it's outside the wind is blowing in the high tide Trees are swaying We are playing Writing a song a day having fun The world is melting In your finger tips Someday we will invent Wind powered ships Wind powered ships Wind powered ships Ships
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One hundred depositions Philly-delphia Subpoena Subpoena Kamala Subpoena Nancy No Zoom We'll do it in person No Zoom Do it in person No Zoom We'll do it in person One hundred depositions In Philly-delphia Subpoena Kamala Philly-delphia
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1. Happy Birthday 2. Animal Dermatology 3. Hey Sherpa

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February Song A Day 2021 happened

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released April 12, 2021

Jonathan Aronson - All Guitars, Keys, Vox, Noises, Keys...
Drum Machine- Drums

Kellii Scott (Failure, Blinker the Star) - Drums in 'A Nurse Named Vaxene'

Zoenda McIntosh's voice in 'Zippy and the Vet'
Some lady at the vet's voice in 'Zippy and the Vet'

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Dirty Melissa Auburn, California

Jonathan Aronson a.k.a. Dirty Melissa

Topical Lounge Metal Social Commentary Advice-Rock Show Tunes and Dinner Theater Punk

Methodology? Analog multitrack and plodding drum machine, usually one take recordings. Errors and all.
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