1. |
January (Marked Safe)
02:14
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There's No place like home
Happy birthday girls
I think in the best interest of world peace
Twitter should shut down for a couple of weeks
Next time someone tells you that you don't know jack shit
Just answer with this
I know Jack Shit, he's a friend of mine
And if elected, people die
You can't make this shit up
Australia's burning
Best Lemmy tribute ever, he is missed
I'm absolutely convinced Trump has dirt on Lindsey Graham
Postcards from the blog
Rest in peace Neil Peart
I'm okay with Private Idaho being
the soundtrack to a Fit-bit commercial
Baby shower, it's a girl!
Bloomberg, Steyer pay twitter to shut down, we need our rest
I'm suffering from water vessel dementia
I've been spilling pouring and splashing water all day
it was a perfect call, Lev Parnas interview
Ah, Marked safe from having a photo taken
Don't become the nitwit you so passionately despise
Popular weed killer
The future of the presidency
separation of powers
how our government functions
our institutions and norms are dead
Bud Light Seltzer is 2020's Joe Camel
Bluegrass YYZ on the radio
This mountain music thing has reached critical mass
Nature doesn't consider borders, language, religion or culture
Falling Iguana warning
Senate leader talking over Chief Justice
Captain's Dead is the only Guided By Voices song I know
Gong hei fat choy you Rats!
Here come the bats!!
Kobe down! mayday! mayday!
Happy birthday baby
It's a strange day.
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2. |
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Happy Birthday Edward Alexander
So my experiment's complete
Song A Day...born in the USA
Now that it's over
it is time for baseball
it's okay to know what sports are
Facebook complainer
Two parties
two economies
I'm not saying it's Russia
but it's democrats
I'm not saying it's Russia
but it's big fat cats
Bad people sometimes do good stuff to gain support
Don't be fooled, don't excuse the bad
Acquitted...
All the candidates are talking
about their campaigns today
This is how I feel every Sunday night
I'll take gaffes for 500 Alex
I'm not saying it's Russia
but it's democrats
I'm not saying it's Russia
but it's all the fat cats
I'm a grandpa ...Her mother's Samantha - Father is Edward
Abigail Noelle welcome to this hell - It's okay this too shall pass
Peavy half stack
What happened to the sound?
I turned it off,
it was just a bunch of assholes
talking about peace love and understanding
That's funny you should be a writer
clandestine social media campaigners
spreaders of political dirt
This has really put the spotlight
on the 7 deadly sins
Why medicare doesn't cover kids is beyond me
Radical battery bikes and stabby tortilla chips!
Never forget the youngest member of the family
Explaining physics
Taxes went up again, Bernie is America's Dad
Coronavirus sell off
This is the way the world ends
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3. |
March (Headless Chicken)
04:19
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I think "that's just bizarre" has more legs that "here's the deal"
Trade in your "isms" for "asms" - get real
Chris Matthews hangs up his cleats
vote! vote! vote! that's neat!
Feds cut rates to head off coronavirus impact
The democratic establishment is tumescent now
Let dairy die - only in California anyhow
Swallwell 2040 see you around anyhow
A lot of you are sharing propaganda memes and links and news articles
and you need to cut it the fuck out
cut it the fuck out
Forget about politics now we can pick that crap up in November
We have an epidemic coming and we already know it's Trump v Biden
SXSW cancelled that's where I draw the line!!!
Covid test drum kit
Help the cruise ship industry because industry is what's important
....not preparing for the worst
The democratic establishment is tumescent now
Let dairy die - only in California anyhow
Swallwell 2040 see ya, see you in the future man, thanks for stopping by
We are in the headless chicken phase of the pandemic it's March 12th
They say Google has what??
1700 engineers working on a website very quickly...
more quickly than any other site before
Why do so many people blame the news
for reporting what is happening in the world?
By executive order of the government who is shutting down everything...
"you all should blame the media"
9 years ago I watched hundreds and thousands of souls die on live on television
as the tsunami tore through Miyagi prefecture
I couldn't sleep for weeks
I felt helpless
Today I feel for the millions around the world
who will be forced out of work for weeks
To combat this virus
I imagine the fear everyone is experiencing
and the terror of those who become sick
and the sadness for many
and who will die
because the medical system is overrun like China and Italy
I feel for their families and friends. I feel for everyone who is feeling this helplessness.
This similar dread.
Where does electricity come from?
It takes under 1 hour to make a website, you know..
POTUS and VP won't be tested
POTUS says he's been tested
I'm coughing I'm coughing I think I got it
We're sending things to Italy - you know, things
Oh my God! pandemic mental health observation
my pillow by the grace of god
Rest in peace Gambler
don't stand so close to me
what incoherent babble did the racist just open up with?
dude says FAULT and BLAME a lot
fuck my life
Happy Birthday Angus and Caesar
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4. |
April (All Media)
04:49
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Happy Anniversary
seriously, madly, happily in love
Happy Birthday Charlie
Coronavirus thoughts 2.1
false equivalence meme generator
Happy Birthday Charlie
Happy Anniversary
Gasoline is going to be .99 cents
not allowed to go anywhere
covid numbers will go down...
covid numbers "they say"
Capitalism is so fragile
that after a couple of weeks
It needs Socialism
Socialism to bail it out
Capitalism so fragile
that after a couple of weeks...
Little Free Library has toilet paper in it
Thankful to have an essential job
where I can work from home
Unix admin... kill -9 2020
Had dandelion greens with an IPA
Is that a wash?
All media is mainstream media
now that the internet is everyone's source
I think the cause of covid19
has to do with the eyes...
tear out the eyes!
All media is mainstream media
now that the internet is everyone's source
I think the cause of covid19
has to do with the eyes...
tear out the eyes!
Keep in mind families are using less toilet paper
because they aren't shitting in public bathrooms anymore
I like Sanders. I voted for Sanders.
He lost again. but that's okay...
He's a political stranger on my TV
just like the guy who won.
President Mulls over pardoning the Tiger King guy
Masks! ...except for blue line monster truck tactical glasses guys
and their wives
All media is mainstream media
now that the internet is everyone's source
I think the cause of covid19
has to do with the eyes...
all the victims eyes - tear out the eyes!
I said tear out the eyes
Everyone else wearing masks... it's April 11th
I remember the good old days on January 21st
it seems 1st case of new SARS-like a virus in US
Seems like 200 years ago
All media is mainstream media
now that the internet is everyone's source
I think the cause of covid19
has to do with the eyes
all the victims eyes - tear out the eyes!
Where's my stimulus check?
and all the dirt bikes are out
on the streets during lock down
it's like the 70's after school all over again
Republicans want to privatize the Post Office
and they're talking about it again
now that we depend on the mail more than ever
Look forward to fucking up the election
Every time I cough it is like an episode of HOUSE
I swear I got it I know I got it
Happy Birthday Jenn!
The collective conscious
versus the collective unconscious
are at deadly odds right now...
The art is getting good
covid spread simulations
Oil prices drop to ZERO
Happy holidays stoners
20lbs of Beans and Rice
20lbs of Beans and Rice
Superseding Hotspot
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5. |
May (No Leaders)
02:37
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The universe is made of whole numbers
you can't land on a fraction man
vaccines and microchips
anti maskers
crime wave coming
anti vaxxers
New York Cuomo
demonstrates getting tested on tv
my posts are journalistic so to speak,
I post my FB thoughts in "Only Me"
Long album version
of Sabbath Iron man playing overhead
At the grocery store
Then come on the grateful Dead
We're going back into space in a Tesla on wednesday
Transition To Greatness and Asparagus Piss
in the Summer of COVID-19
Root cause analysis: Emboldened Trumpism.
Cops killing black men.
Murderers not being arrested.
We’re sick of it.
Burning buildings are the tears of the community.
The Government has failed.
Power to the people.
My leadership instinct is to buy a bullhorn right now on Amazon.
Where the fuck are the leaders?
Somebody needs to lead and speak to the people!
This is what we’ve become.
A nation of no leaders.
I can't fucking breathe...
A nation of no leaders
Facebook: A place for hate, lies, gaslighting
This virus is about to blow up in 2 weeks
Just go to the source bots there are no comments
A nation of no leaders
This virus is about to blow up in 2 weeks
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6. |
June (Freedom of Speech)
01:31
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Freedom of speech aint pretty
it's downright ugly
and the truth?
Forget about it
for the love of individualism my friends
please stop sharing memes
there's a whole lot of you bloviating
on all sides
argumentative mother fuckers
Fuck the space force
we need peace and race force
Jobs are up; recouped from April losses
If you go back to work
you're just reporting to your bosses
that is not job creation
it's going back to the job
to the job
Fire the US attorney, why not?
A bad workman always blames his tools
What is Godwin's law for trump?
Hobbesian bellum omnium contra omnes
...don't hear that every day
Radioactive isotopes are coarsing through my veins
Covid cases are spiking so let's open up
Let's open up Gemini
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The only 4 presidents
to win the electoral college
and lose the popular vote
have been republicans
I can't watch TV anymore
I worry about every maskless character
contracting or spreading the virus
Join me America
in wishing a suspected sex trafficker well
in a moment of solidarity and unity
with our president.
Do tell sex trafficker... do tell...
Where are the second amendment people now?
You know, they killed Herman Cain...
Did you hear? He died of the 'rona
Jobless benefits expiring soon
Good thing many are getting back to work
of course the surge in cases and deaths
from the virus
makes supporters of opening up
Look like greedy jerks
I thought about who should be the VP candidate
Three days later I was wrong
I'm no good at this stuff...
What I'd give to be
a political and financial forecaster
of the highest order
I'd be sought after like that guy
in the movie Pi
Pi
Pi
Pi
Figure this out
Basbeball has arrived
I'm starting to lose my mind
obsessively checking the body count
like it's Vietnam all over again
I was in my formative years
watching the news in the living room
more like the dying room, Vietnam
Back to reality
everything is known
We're online
I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways
the errors of his ways
the errors of his ways
Happy Birthday Sherry George Jay Clint Edie
Happy Birthday to you
Basbeball has arrived
I'm starting to lose my mind
obsessively checking the body count
It's like Vietnam all over again
I was in my formative years
Watching the news in the living room
more like the dying room, Vietnam
Back to reality
everything is known
We're online now
I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways
I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways
You know, they killed Herman Cain... did you hear?
He died of the 'rona
I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways
Errors of his ways
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8. |
August (2 Corinthians)
05:02
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Yeah... that's right
Do you pay rent or mortgage?
Credit score goes down
when you pay off your bills
Yeah... that's right
Two corinthians walk into a bar
Two corinthians walk into a bar
Yeah... that's right
This guy will have his face
carved into the rock
he crawled out from under
It will be impossible to know
if we overreacted or did too much
But we will know if we underreacted
or did too little
There is a point in time
when a person changes
how they see things
how they want to live
I just went through my friends list
and a lot of you have died
What is this company I keep?
What is this company I keep?
a lot of you have died
I live in a very vocal community
of right wing trolls
name a conspiracy theory
you asshole
what's your mandala effect?
Mine is hey: "the universe is made up of whole numbers
you can't land on a fraction"
I just saw a humming bird
a dragonfly
a bee and an airplane
flying in formation
There is a point in time
when a person changes
how they see things
how they want to live
I just went through my friends list
and a lot of you have died
What is this company I keep?
Aeronebs and awesome sauce - propoganda
Oleandrin Mike the my pillow guy - propaganda
He will go the way of Jared from Subway
He will go the way of Jared from the white house
it is an extract from a plant that is considered toxic
Take your reactionary whataboutism and stick it up your ass
I never liked people like you growing up and I still don't
Every flag waver supporter assumes
people who do not support him are
far left liberal democrats. not true...not true
Stop mail in voting because
it's not good for the GOP
We’re gonna make America great again… again”
is akin to “just give me one more chance
I’ll never hit you again, I promise”
give me one more chance
no oil no guns no religeon
Guilfoyle is the fuhur tonight
Jr's eyes are vaselined and MARS
I'm not aperson of faith
so where do I stand?
in the midst of a pandemic in bed
DJ Mikey Pee and the Aspirin Knees are perfoming
a cavslcade of horseshit at Ft McHenry tonight
How many times have you had a cold?
How about bona fide influenza?
The literal meaning of life is
doing what prevents you from killing yourself
military build up nothing to see here
Happy Birthday Leo
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9. |
November (824AM)
04:20
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Fall back dark afternoons
halloween full moon
deadly days and nights of covid
election day looms
Civil unrest fears around us
Pickup trucks with flags
Wow this economy is not outta sight
cant wait for election night
false claims of victory
claims of fraud & gaslighting
fascist regime
Pulling cash out of savings
Stockpile provisions
Go to work online from home
as if there is no division
I thought we were the United States
we're divided, everything's a lie
everything we ever knew and understood
was tradition
a norm but never codified in law
no nothing is happening here
nothing to see here
I just want peace on earth
A peaceful world and nation
I don't want a civil war
especially here....
technically constitutional
loopholes and lawsuits
fascism's constitutional
nowhere does it say these thugs can't
so they go ahead and do as they please
a fragile thing this democracy
these traditions and norms
these institutions based upon trust
we are fucked
nothing to see here, logon to work
wear a mask and shop at the store
try not to get infected or die
but the economy is great they say
Lord of the flies
murder threats and death
waving their flag
this will be fucked until my final breath
eat the rich
Lord of the flies
murder threats and death
we'll be fucked until my final breath
eat the rich
...or maybe everything will be okay!!!
Saturday November 7th
824am pacific
they called the election
for the guy
who doesn't lie non stop
Saturday November 7th
824 - pacific time
they called the election
for the guy
who doesn't lie non stop
Now we have a chance for truth
to put things back together again
now we have a chance for truth
and justice
824am 824am 824am
Saturday November 7th
824am 824am 824am
Saturday November 7th
they called the election
for the guy who doesn't lie non stop
for the guy who doesn't lie non stop
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