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2020

by Dirty Melissa

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There's No place like home Happy birthday girls I think in the best interest of world peace Twitter should shut down for a couple of weeks Next time someone tells you that you don't know jack shit Just answer with this I know Jack Shit, he's a friend of mine And if elected, people die You can't make this shit up Australia's burning Best Lemmy tribute ever, he is missed I'm absolutely convinced Trump has dirt on Lindsey Graham Postcards from the blog Rest in peace Neil Peart I'm okay with Private Idaho being the soundtrack to a Fit-bit commercial Baby shower, it's a girl! Bloomberg, Steyer pay twitter to shut down, we need our rest I'm suffering from water vessel dementia I've been spilling pouring and splashing water all day it was a perfect call, Lev Parnas interview Ah, Marked safe from having a photo taken Don't become the nitwit you so passionately despise Popular weed killer The future of the presidency separation of powers how our government functions our institutions and norms are dead Bud Light Seltzer is 2020's Joe Camel Bluegrass YYZ on the radio This mountain music thing has reached critical mass Nature doesn't consider borders, language, religion or culture Falling Iguana warning Senate leader talking over Chief Justice Captain's Dead is the only Guided By Voices song I know Gong hei fat choy you Rats! Here come the bats!! Kobe down! mayday! mayday! Happy birthday baby It's a strange day.
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Happy Birthday Edward Alexander So my experiment's complete Song A Day...born in the USA Now that it's over it is time for baseball it's okay to know what sports are Facebook complainer Two parties two economies I'm not saying it's Russia but it's democrats I'm not saying it's Russia but it's big fat cats Bad people sometimes do good stuff to gain support Don't be fooled, don't excuse the bad Acquitted... All the candidates are talking about their campaigns today This is how I feel every Sunday night I'll take gaffes for 500 Alex I'm not saying it's Russia but it's democrats I'm not saying it's Russia but it's all the fat cats I'm a grandpa ...Her mother's Samantha - Father is Edward Abigail Noelle welcome to this hell - It's okay this too shall pass Peavy half stack What happened to the sound? I turned it off, it was just a bunch of assholes talking about peace love and understanding That's funny you should be a writer clandestine social media campaigners spreaders of political dirt This has really put the spotlight on the 7 deadly sins Why medicare doesn't cover kids is beyond me Radical battery bikes and stabby tortilla chips! Never forget the youngest member of the family Explaining physics Taxes went up again, Bernie is America's Dad Coronavirus sell off This is the way the world ends
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I think "that's just bizarre" has more legs that "here's the deal" Trade in your "isms" for "asms" - get real Chris Matthews hangs up his cleats vote! vote! vote! that's neat! Feds cut rates to head off coronavirus impact The democratic establishment is tumescent now Let dairy die - only in California anyhow Swallwell 2040 see you around anyhow A lot of you are sharing propaganda memes and links and news articles and you need to cut it the fuck out cut it the fuck out Forget about politics now we can pick that crap up in November We have an epidemic coming and we already know it's Trump v Biden SXSW cancelled that's where I draw the line!!! Covid test drum kit Help the cruise ship industry because industry is what's important ....not preparing for the worst The democratic establishment is tumescent now Let dairy die - only in California anyhow Swallwell 2040 see ya, see you in the future man, thanks for stopping by We are in the headless chicken phase of the pandemic it's March 12th They say Google has what?? 1700 engineers working on a website very quickly... more quickly than any other site before Why do so many people blame the news for reporting what is happening in the world? By executive order of the government who is shutting down everything... "you all should blame the media" 9 years ago I watched hundreds and thousands of souls die on live on television as the tsunami tore through Miyagi prefecture I couldn't sleep for weeks I felt helpless Today I feel for the millions around the world who will be forced out of work for weeks To combat this virus I imagine the fear everyone is experiencing and the terror of those who become sick and the sadness for many and who will die because the medical system is overrun like China and Italy I feel for their families and friends. I feel for everyone who is feeling this helplessness. This similar dread. Where does electricity come from? It takes under 1 hour to make a website, you know.. POTUS and VP won't be tested POTUS says he's been tested I'm coughing I'm coughing I think I got it We're sending things to Italy - you know, things Oh my God! pandemic mental health observation my pillow by the grace of god Rest in peace Gambler don't stand so close to me what incoherent babble did the racist just open up with? dude says FAULT and BLAME a lot fuck my life Happy Birthday Angus and Caesar
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Happy Anniversary seriously, madly, happily in love Happy Birthday Charlie Coronavirus thoughts 2.1 false equivalence meme generator Happy Birthday Charlie Happy Anniversary Gasoline is going to be .99 cents not allowed to go anywhere covid numbers will go down... covid numbers "they say" Capitalism is so fragile that after a couple of weeks It needs Socialism Socialism to bail it out Capitalism so fragile that after a couple of weeks... Little Free Library has toilet paper in it Thankful to have an essential job where I can work from home Unix admin... kill -9 2020 Had dandelion greens with an IPA Is that a wash? All media is mainstream media now that the internet is everyone's source I think the cause of covid19 has to do with the eyes... tear out the eyes! All media is mainstream media now that the internet is everyone's source I think the cause of covid19 has to do with the eyes... tear out the eyes! Keep in mind families are using less toilet paper because they aren't shitting in public bathrooms anymore I like Sanders. I voted for Sanders. He lost again. but that's okay... He's a political stranger on my TV just like the guy who won. President Mulls over pardoning the Tiger King guy Masks! ...except for blue line monster truck tactical glasses guys and their wives All media is mainstream media now that the internet is everyone's source I think the cause of covid19 has to do with the eyes... all the victims eyes - tear out the eyes! I said tear out the eyes Everyone else wearing masks... it's April 11th I remember the good old days on January 21st it seems 1st case of new SARS-like a virus in US Seems like 200 years ago All media is mainstream media now that the internet is everyone's source I think the cause of covid19 has to do with the eyes all the victims eyes - tear out the eyes! Where's my stimulus check? and all the dirt bikes are out on the streets during lock down it's like the 70's after school all over again Republicans want to privatize the Post Office and they're talking about it again now that we depend on the mail more than ever Look forward to fucking up the election Every time I cough it is like an episode of HOUSE I swear I got it I know I got it Happy Birthday Jenn! The collective conscious versus the collective unconscious are at deadly odds right now... The art is getting good covid spread simulations Oil prices drop to ZERO Happy holidays stoners 20lbs of Beans and Rice 20lbs of Beans and Rice Superseding Hotspot
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The universe is made of whole numbers you can't land on a fraction man vaccines and microchips anti maskers crime wave coming anti vaxxers New York Cuomo demonstrates getting tested on tv my posts are journalistic so to speak, I post my FB thoughts in "Only Me" Long album version of Sabbath Iron man playing overhead At the grocery store Then come on the grateful Dead We're going back into space in a Tesla on wednesday Transition To Greatness and Asparagus Piss in the Summer of COVID-19 Root cause analysis: Emboldened Trumpism. Cops killing black men. Murderers not being arrested. We’re sick of it. Burning buildings are the tears of the community. The Government has failed. Power to the people. My leadership instinct is to buy a bullhorn right now on Amazon. Where the fuck are the leaders? Somebody needs to lead and speak to the people! This is what we’ve become. A nation of no leaders. I can't fucking breathe... A nation of no leaders Facebook: A place for hate, lies, gaslighting This virus is about to blow up in 2 weeks Just go to the source bots there are no comments A nation of no leaders This virus is about to blow up in 2 weeks
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Freedom of speech aint pretty it's downright ugly and the truth? Forget about it for the love of individualism my friends please stop sharing memes there's a whole lot of you bloviating on all sides argumentative mother fuckers Fuck the space force we need peace and race force Jobs are up; recouped from April losses If you go back to work you're just reporting to your bosses that is not job creation it's going back to the job to the job Fire the US attorney, why not? A bad workman always blames his tools What is Godwin's law for trump? Hobbesian bellum omnium contra omnes ...don't hear that every day Radioactive isotopes are coarsing through my veins Covid cases are spiking so let's open up Let's open up Gemini
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The only 4 presidents to win the electoral college and lose the popular vote have been republicans I can't watch TV anymore I worry about every maskless character contracting or spreading the virus Join me America in wishing a suspected sex trafficker well in a moment of solidarity and unity with our president. Do tell sex trafficker... do tell... Where are the second amendment people now? You know, they killed Herman Cain... Did you hear? He died of the 'rona Jobless benefits expiring soon Good thing many are getting back to work of course the surge in cases and deaths from the virus makes supporters of opening up Look like greedy jerks I thought about who should be the VP candidate Three days later I was wrong I'm no good at this stuff... What I'd give to be a political and financial forecaster of the highest order I'd be sought after like that guy in the movie Pi Pi Pi Pi Figure this out Basbeball has arrived I'm starting to lose my mind obsessively checking the body count like it's Vietnam all over again I was in my formative years watching the news in the living room more like the dying room, Vietnam Back to reality everything is known We're online I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways the errors of his ways the errors of his ways Happy Birthday Sherry George Jay Clint Edie Happy Birthday to you Basbeball has arrived I'm starting to lose my mind obsessively checking the body count It's like Vietnam all over again I was in my formative years Watching the news in the living room more like the dying room, Vietnam Back to reality everything is known We're online now I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways You know, they killed Herman Cain... did you hear? He died of the 'rona I wish the dictator would see the errors of his ways Errors of his ways
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Yeah... that's right Do you pay rent or mortgage? Credit score goes down when you pay off your bills Yeah... that's right Two corinthians walk into a bar Two corinthians walk into a bar Yeah... that's right This guy will have his face carved into the rock he crawled out from under It will be impossible to know if we overreacted or did too much But we will know if we underreacted or did too little There is a point in time when a person changes how they see things how they want to live I just went through my friends list and a lot of you have died What is this company I keep? What is this company I keep? a lot of you have died I live in a very vocal community of right wing trolls name a conspiracy theory you asshole what's your mandala effect? Mine is hey: "the universe is made up of whole numbers you can't land on a fraction" I just saw a humming bird a dragonfly a bee and an airplane flying in formation There is a point in time when a person changes how they see things how they want to live I just went through my friends list and a lot of you have died What is this company I keep? Aeronebs and awesome sauce - propoganda Oleandrin Mike the my pillow guy - propaganda He will go the way of Jared from Subway He will go the way of Jared from the white house it is an extract from a plant that is considered toxic Take your reactionary whataboutism and stick it up your ass I never liked people like you growing up and I still don't Every flag waver supporter assumes people who do not support him are far left liberal democrats. not true...not true Stop mail in voting because it's not good for the GOP We’re gonna make America great again… again” is akin to “just give me one more chance I’ll never hit you again, I promise” give me one more chance no oil no guns no religeon Guilfoyle is the fuhur tonight Jr's eyes are vaselined and MARS I'm not aperson of faith so where do I stand? in the midst of a pandemic in bed DJ Mikey Pee and the Aspirin Knees are perfoming a cavslcade of horseshit at Ft McHenry tonight How many times have you had a cold? How about bona fide influenza? The literal meaning of life is doing what prevents you from killing yourself military build up nothing to see here Happy Birthday Leo
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Fall back dark afternoons halloween full moon deadly days and nights of covid election day looms Civil unrest fears around us Pickup trucks with flags Wow this economy is not outta sight cant wait for election night false claims of victory claims of fraud & gaslighting fascist regime Pulling cash out of savings Stockpile provisions Go to work online from home as if there is no division I thought we were the United States we're divided, everything's a lie everything we ever knew and understood was tradition a norm but never codified in law no nothing is happening here nothing to see here I just want peace on earth A peaceful world and nation I don't want a civil war especially here.... technically constitutional loopholes and lawsuits fascism's constitutional nowhere does it say these thugs can't so they go ahead and do as they please a fragile thing this democracy these traditions and norms these institutions based upon trust we are fucked nothing to see here, logon to work wear a mask and shop at the store try not to get infected or die but the economy is great they say Lord of the flies murder threats and death waving their flag this will be fucked until my final breath eat the rich Lord of the flies murder threats and death we'll be fucked until my final breath eat the rich ...or maybe everything will be okay!!! Saturday November 7th 824am pacific they called the election for the guy who doesn't lie non stop Saturday November 7th 824 - pacific time they called the election for the guy who doesn't lie non stop Now we have a chance for truth to put things back together again now we have a chance for truth and justice 824am 824am 824am Saturday November 7th 824am 824am 824am Saturday November 7th they called the election for the guy who doesn't lie non stop for the guy who doesn't lie non stop

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NASOALMO 2020 - 33 minutes 51 Seconds

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released November 9, 2020

Jonathan Aronson - All Guitars, Keys, Vox, Noises, Keys...
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Dirty Melissa Auburn, California

Jonathan Aronson a.k.a. Dirty Melissa

Topical Lounge Metal Social Commentary Advice-Rock Show Tunes and Dinner Theater Punk

Methodology? Analog multitrack and plodding drum machine, usually one take recordings. Errors and all.
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