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Concrete Geezus

by Dirty Melissa

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Concrete Geezus He appeared to me While walking sadly in the night Down 9th street
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We live by the rules Nobody's fool Stay within the lines Law abiding citizen Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square We live by the rules Government fool Manditory healthcare That doesn't pay the bills Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Take away your tax refunds Take away your school loans Take away entitlements We live by the rules citizen fool Military cops busting heads for jaywalking Taze you if you're white Shoot you if you're not Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square Take away your tax refunds Take away your school loans
3.
ABSOLUTMENT 02:33
je suis tres bon absolutment you are my hon absolutment I kiss your tender lips I stroke your hair I drink you up I breathe your air Je suis ravi! absolutment Je suis extatique! absolutment I hear your voice and take you in You read me books then we begin vous êtes génial absolutment vous êtes ma muse absolutement You wash the fruit And clean the jars You take me for rides In your green car tu m'excites! absolutment je explose de joie! absolutment
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BEN CARSON 03:00
Ben Carson He's going to Miami To get himself some clothing Ben Carson He's going to Miami To get himself some clothing Ben Carson He's a Brain surgeon He'll stab you in the belt buckle Ben Carson He'll separate your Siamese twins Ben Carson
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Here's a joint inspired by Jonathan Westfall A real cool guy In the Theme of Lee, in the key of G Please write a song and mention condenser mics and that's a quote Crime Van - Epaulets Tied to shoulder - tourniquets ballet slippers - hightop vans vocabulary - so grand slams the door - in Jensen's face Lives in a lofty - City space winner winner - chicken dinner Bob's shoes floating - down the river Halley O'Malley - the San Francisco treat mouse boats - mersey dotes flaming death - and dosey dotes and little lambsy - woolen coats pier 39 - and creasote Halley O'Malley - the San Francisco treat Themestock 2 - cutout face Themestock 3 - a better space Spaceinvader - cover pic Themester artist - Clever quick Harbinger - of all that's great Talking heads - Animate Produced the Slips - Fun as hell Collaborates -Oh so well She is so cool - she Talks of Valhalla funerals - Franz Kafka loops Deploys the Wham sauce NOW Halley O'Malley - the San Francisco treat Deploys the Wham sauce NOW
6.
Mother, Invisible airwaves crackle with life Mother Bright antennae bristle with the energy Mother Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength Mother Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free I'm alive He's not dead Danzig with a Neil Peart head. Mother There is unrest in the forest Mother There is trouble with the trees Mother For the maples want more sunlight Mother And the oaks ignore their pleas I'm alive He's not dead Danzig with a Neil Peart head.
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I need a Mexican bride I'm ready to breed I thinking of you in particular All my life you in particular have you on my mind girl in my head spend my time with you you know who you are in particular
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CLASH 01:57
February 27th 2016 hello my name is my name is slim shady They've been driving now For hours and hours They've run out of one sided conversations She thinks of his face where to eat and wildflowers He thinks of pulling over rolling in the back seat for hours With the volume muted On the radio The display reveals "Should I Stay or Should I go" Clash With the volume muted On the radio The display reveals "Should I Stay or Should I go" Clash They've run out of one sided conversations driving for hours and hours hours Clash Clash Clash Clash Clash
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SPACEMAN 03:00
Born from good baseball stock Hollywood Stars And his aunt was a pitcher Leefus Pitch Space Ball 73 All-Star playing pro baseball wont make you richer Bill The Spaceman The Spaceman - wooooooo hooo!!!! You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church wooooooo hooo!!!! Clashed with The designated gerbil The Buffalo Heads Off to the bullpen Traded at the end of 78 to the Montreal Expos Just great! Bill The Spaceman The Spaceman - wooooooo hooo!!!! You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church wooooooo hooo!!!! Woo Hoo Wooo hoo Woo Hoo Hey Hey A man of principle when they Scott go he walked out in protest was the end of the show 119 Wins! 713 K's cosmic snowball theory HEY HEY!! Bill The Spaceman The Spaceman - wooooooo hooo!!!! You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church wooooooo hooo!!!! You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church. You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church. Woo Hoo
10.
SUFFERING 02:15
For the first time in my life I'm yearning for something I can have I can have For the things I can actually go out and get go out and get today - now if I wanted today - now for the taking today - I can afford it So how come I don't make it I'm not suffering cuz I can't I'm suffering cuz I don't I'm not suffering cuz I can't I'm suffering cuz I won't
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SPACE LIX 03:12
Outer space lix Gonna read that book about mexico Gonna look at all the pictures They got lots of water down there Gonna look at the pictures The pictures I got a question What's with all the coupons in my mailbox??? What's with all the coupons in my mailbox??? What is this material? What is this paper you speak of? And what do I do with it? It looks like the insides of books Remember books? What am I doing with all these coupons in my mailbox? God dammit! Space Lix Space Lix Space uhhh uhhh Lix Tamborine! Tamborine! Tamborine! Look at that wooden bowl over there full of juniper berries Tamborine! Look at that tea cup full of yellow wax Yellow wax And that dead rose Dead rose Right there by the panty hose Goddamn what are all those coupons doing in my mailbox? Drop the mic Pick it back up Space Lix Space Lix Look at those vitamin D3 gummies hmmmm drop the mic
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THEMEBOLA 02:16
Themebola! I got a bug and it feels like the flu post dramatic post fantastic Themestock blues My heart aches from goodbyes and my heart burns too But this bug's okay cuz I got it from you Themebola! Love and friends and make song too I can't believe we made it through we worked so hard and shared our mics 30 minutes to rehearse in a sweatty match boxes Hugs and kisses holding hands High fives and backing vocals in multiple bands sharing love and germs Rocking true this bug's okay cuz I got it from you I got a bug and it feels like the flu post dramatic post fantastic Themestock blues My heart aches from goodbyes and my heart burns too But this bug's okay cuz I got it from you!! Themebola!
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Nothing makes no sense I've been a fucking mess conditioned hair with herbal essence essential oils in my dish soap Clove and Orange and Melrose oil Soothing dirty dish pan hands And wooden bowls of kitchen waste And cigarette smoke disbursed by fans We turn out the lights so no one can see what we're up to late at night Late at night The dogs are winding down thier Journey here on earth they sleep a lot and eat thier fill each night and daily diaper changes, 4 or 5 each It's how they chase rabbits in thier sleep I'm doing well yes, things are great I can't seem to find the urge to masturbate I'm all ears and heart and focused out on a partner I love I want I have and No one knows how good it feels until They have this love for real... I could just change all of my plans and goals and dreams and ideas to preserve this high I'm hooked on her and she's hooked on her guy We eat our greens and homemade proteins and spend our time in each other's company And I'm going blind but I can see what this new found life means to me Clove and Orange and Melrose Soothing dirty dish pan hands wooden bowls of kitchen waste And cigarette smoke disbursed by fans we turn out the lights so no one sees it's how we hide we turn out the lights we turn out the lights uh, yeah
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North! driving in rain and dogs Dining in Pleasanton Saying hello to a friend Hey! traffic is oddly fucked I'm okay I have luck Threading the Cordelia needle... Look! So, lovely rows of mustard weed Viticulture excess and greed Ladies in black boots and vests Hair extensions and furs are best Gathering to drink and brag Celebrate the pageantry of yet another bride Finally a traffic light We can park and get a bite And there before my eyes Life is Good was shuttered!! Embedded in concrete The promise of a better day The promise of something more Wonderful Drug Store

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released March 31, 2016

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Dirty Melissa Auburn, California

Jonathan Aronson a.k.a. Dirty Melissa

Topical Lounge Metal Social Commentary Advice-Rock Show Tunes and Dinner Theater Punk

Methodology? Analog multitrack and plodding drum machine, usually one take recordings. Errors and all.
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