Concrete Geezus

by Dirty Melissa

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Dirty Melissa Auburn, California

Jonathan Aronson a.k.a. Dirty Melissa

Topical Lounge Metal Social Commentary Advice-Rock Show Tunes and Dinner Theater Punk

Methodology? Analog multitrack and drum machine, usually one take recordings. Errors and all.
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Track Name: CONCRETE GEEZUS
Concrete Geezus
He appeared to me
While walking sadly in the night
Down 9th street
Track Name: FAIR N' SQUARE
We live by the rules
Nobody's fool
Stay within the lines
Law abiding citizen

Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square

We live by the rules
Government fool
Manditory healthcare
That doesn't pay the bills

Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square

Take away your tax refunds
Take away your school loans
Take away entitlements

We live by the rules
citizen fool
Military cops busting heads for jaywalking
Taze you if you're white
Shoot you if you're not

Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square
Fair is Fair Fair 'n Square

Take away your tax refunds
Take away your school loans
Track Name: ABSOLUTMENT
je suis tres bon
absolutment
you are my hon
absolutment

I kiss your tender lips
I stroke your hair
I drink you up
I breathe your air

Je suis ravi!
absolutment
Je suis extatique!
absolutment

I hear your voice
and take you in
You read me books
then we begin

vous êtes génial
absolutment
vous êtes ma muse
absolutement

You wash the fruit
And clean the jars
You take me for rides
In your green car

tu m'excites!
absolutment
je explose de joie!
absolutment
Track Name: BEN CARSON
Ben Carson
He's going to Miami
To get himself some clothing

Ben Carson
He's going to Miami
To get himself some clothing

Ben Carson
He's a Brain surgeon
He'll stab you in the belt buckle

Ben Carson
He'll separate your Siamese twins

Ben Carson
Track Name: HALLEE O'MALLEE
Here's a joint inspired by
Jonathan Westfall A real cool guy
In the Theme of Lee, in the key of G
Please write a song
and mention condenser mics
and that's a quote

Crime Van - Epaulets
Tied to shoulder - tourniquets
ballet slippers - hightop vans
vocabulary - so grand
slams the door - in Jensen's face
Lives in a lofty - City space
winner winner - chicken dinner
Bob's shoes floating - down the river

Halley O'Malley - the San Francisco treat

mouse boats - mersey dotes
flaming death - and dosey dotes
and little lambsy - woolen coats
pier 39 - and creasote

Halley O'Malley - the San Francisco treat

Themestock 2 - cutout face
Themestock 3 - a better space
Spaceinvader - cover pic
Themester artist - Clever quick
Harbinger - of all that's great
Talking heads - Animate
Produced the Slips - Fun as hell
Collaborates -Oh so well

She is so cool - she Talks of
Valhalla funerals - Franz Kafka loops
Deploys the Wham sauce NOW
Halley O'Malley - the San Francisco treat
Deploys the Wham sauce NOW
Track Name: DANZIG WITH A NEIL PEART HEAD
Mother,
Invisible airwaves crackle with life
Mother
Bright antennae bristle with the energy
Mother
Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength
Mother
Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free

I'm alive
He's not dead
Danzig with a Neil Peart head.

Mother
There is unrest in the forest
Mother
There is trouble with the trees
Mother
For the maples want more sunlight
Mother
And the oaks ignore their pleas

I'm alive
He's not dead
Danzig with a Neil Peart head.
Track Name: MEXICAN BRIDE
I need a Mexican bride
I'm ready to breed

I thinking of you in particular
All my life you in particular
have you on my mind
girl in my head
spend my time with you
you know who you are
in particular
Track Name: CLASH
February 27th 2016
hello my name is
my name is
slim shady

They've been driving now
For hours and hours
They've run out of
one sided conversations

She thinks of his face
where to eat and wildflowers
He thinks of pulling over
rolling in the back seat for hours

With the volume muted
On the radio
The display reveals
"Should I Stay or Should I go"
Clash

With the volume muted
On the radio
The display reveals
"Should I Stay or Should I go"
Clash

They've run out of
one sided conversations
driving for hours and hours
hours
Clash
Clash
Clash
Clash
Clash
Track Name: SPACEMAN
Born from good
baseball stock
Hollywood Stars
And his aunt was a pitcher

Leefus Pitch
Space Ball
73 All-Star
playing pro baseball
wont make you richer

Bill The Spaceman
The Spaceman - wooooooo hooo!!!!
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church
wooooooo hooo!!!!

Clashed with
The designated gerbil
The Buffalo Heads
Off to the bullpen

Traded at the end of 78
to the Montreal Expos
Just great!

Bill The Spaceman
The Spaceman - wooooooo hooo!!!!
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church
wooooooo hooo!!!!

Woo Hoo Wooo hoo Woo Hoo Hey Hey

A man of principle
when they Scott go
he walked out in protest
was the end of the show

119 Wins!
713 K's
cosmic snowball theory
HEY HEY!!

Bill The Spaceman
The Spaceman - wooooooo hooo!!!!
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church
wooooooo hooo!!!!

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church. Woo Hoo
Track Name: SUFFERING
For the first time in my life
I'm yearning for something
I can have I can have

For the things I can actually
go out and get
go out and get

today - now
if I wanted
today - now
for the taking
today - I
can afford it
So how come
I don't make it

I'm not suffering cuz I can't
I'm suffering cuz I don't
I'm not suffering cuz I can't
I'm suffering cuz I won't
Track Name: SPACE LIX
Outer space lix
Gonna read that book about mexico
Gonna look at all the pictures
They got lots of water down there
Gonna look at the pictures
The pictures

I got a question
What's with all the coupons in my mailbox???
What's with all the coupons in my mailbox???
What is this material?
What is this paper you speak of?
And what do I do with it?
It looks like the insides of books
Remember books?
What am I doing with all these coupons in my mailbox?
God dammit!

Space Lix
Space Lix
Space uhhh uhhh Lix

Tamborine! Tamborine! Tamborine!
Look at that wooden bowl over there full of juniper berries
Tamborine!
Look at that tea cup full of yellow wax
Yellow wax
And that dead rose
Dead rose
Right there by the panty hose

Goddamn what are all those coupons doing in my mailbox?

Drop the mic
Pick it back up
Space Lix
Space Lix
Look at those vitamin D3 gummies
hmmmm
drop the mic
Track Name: THEMEBOLA
Themebola!

I got a bug
and it feels like the flu
post dramatic post fantastic
Themestock blues
My heart aches from goodbyes
and my heart burns too
But this bug's okay
cuz I got it from you

Themebola!

Love and friends
and make song too
I can't believe we made it through
we worked so hard and shared our mics
30 minutes to rehearse
in a sweatty match boxes

Hugs and kisses
holding hands
High fives and backing vocals
in multiple bands
sharing love and germs
Rocking true
this bug's okay
cuz I got it from you

I got a bug
and it feels like the flu
post dramatic post fantastic
Themestock blues
My heart aches from goodbyes
and my heart burns too
But this bug's okay
cuz I got it from you!!

Themebola!
Track Name: TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
Nothing makes no sense
I've been a fucking mess
conditioned hair with herbal essence
essential oils in my dish soap

Clove and Orange and Melrose oil
Soothing dirty dish pan hands
And wooden bowls of kitchen waste
And cigarette smoke disbursed by fans
We turn out the lights so no one can see
what we're up to late at night
Late at night

The dogs are winding down thier
Journey here on earth they sleep a lot
and eat thier fill each night and
daily diaper changes, 4 or 5 each
It's how they chase rabbits in thier sleep

I'm doing well yes, things are great
I can't seem to find the urge to masturbate
I'm all ears and heart and focused out
on a partner I love I want I have and
No one knows how good it feels until
They have this love for real...
I could just change all of my plans and goals
and dreams and ideas to preserve this high
I'm hooked on her and she's hooked on her guy

We eat our greens and homemade proteins
and spend our time in each other's company
And I'm going blind but I can see what
this new found life means to me

Clove and Orange and Melrose
Soothing dirty dish pan hands
wooden bowls of kitchen waste
And cigarette smoke disbursed by fans
we turn out the lights
so no one sees
it's how we hide
we turn out the lights
we turn out the lights

uh, yeah
Track Name: WONDERFUL DRUG STORE
North!
driving in rain and dogs
Dining in Pleasanton
Saying hello to a friend
Hey! traffic is oddly fucked
I'm okay I have luck
Threading the Cordelia needle...
Look!
So, lovely rows of mustard weed
Viticulture excess and greed
Ladies in black boots and vests
Hair extensions and furs are best
Gathering to drink and brag
Celebrate the pageantry of yet another bride

Finally a traffic light
We can park and get a bite
And there before my eyes

Life is Good was shuttered!!

Embedded in concrete
The promise of a better day
The promise of something more

Wonderful Drug Store